I saw this in Cheryl's Blog, AND I LOVE IT. ah, but i'll be lame.




Have you ever answered people meanly or sarcastically?




If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!


If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this tag.






Rule : Respond to these as sarcastic / mean as you can.






...If an annoying person says :






1) I am cute.


I know you lack love, but i'm not here to share mine. :D






2) I am the most beautiful / handsome person in the world.


Go wash your eye. I think you got something in it.






3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!


Yeah and you got that large "fcuk me" sign on your forehead.






4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.


multi-skilled to eat, sleep and shit you mean?






5) You don't know me? I am an artist; I have albums.


OH! I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE FROM THE TOILET BOWL ADVERTISMENT. - eh, smelly or not ah the shit?










If an annoying pretty woman / handsome man says :






1) I know you like me.


Why you so smart ah? but not smart enough, the end of the sentence got say - JUST JOKING.






2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!


How should i know if you're the one intrested in me?






3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!


Aww, you too. But cheer up, at least you still pass for my dog. No wait, the TYPE of paper to wipe my dog's ass.






4) Unless you are rich, don't dream that I will get a ride with you!


Why would i dream of such a nightmare?






5) Look, I am pretty / handsome; I can make people hate you!


you are pretty, pretty stupid you mean? / you are handsome, Hand me SOME EARPLUGS?




If an annoying extremely ugly woman / man says :






1) I think you and I can make a good couple.


a good couple for people to laugh at got lah.






2) May I have your cellphone number?


oh, yeah, 012-3456789. CALL ME!






3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.


i want you to hang yourself.






4) What do you like about me?


I like you being stupid enough not know how much i dont like you.






5) I want you to say : I am pretty / handsome and you like me sooooo much!


I am pretty and you like me so much!






If your enemy says :






1) Hi, bitch!


Hi, bitch without and ass.






2) You smell like shit!


ah!, i just shaked your hand, NO WONDER.






3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!


YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME, AT BEING A RETARD.






4) What an ugly creature you are!


Ugly creature, Gorgeous Human.






5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!


Aww, But i'm worried you'll loose your legs.






I'm tagging :
Everyone who reads my blog and has a blog :)
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